10 of the Best April Fools Jokes Ever
63I have Searched around and here are the 10 best April Fools jokes I could find:
1.
1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today
announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed
Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans.
According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same
ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty,
etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit
of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a
follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a
hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the
new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many
others requested their own 'right handed' version.
2.
1972: On March 31 1972, a team of zoologists from Yorkshire's
Flamingo Park Zoo, who were at Loch Ness searching for proof of
Nessie's existence, found a mysterious carcass floating in the Loch.
Initial reports claimed it weighed a ton and a half and was 15 ½ feet
long. The zoologists placed the body in a van and began to transport it
back to the zoo. However, the police chased down their truck and
stopped it under a 1933 act of Parliament prohibiting the removal of
"unidentified creatures" from Loch Ness. The body was then taken to
nearby Dunfermline for examination. The discovery of the carcass
received worldwide media attention. The British press dubbed it "Son of
Nessie." But upon examination, Edinburgh scientists identified the
creature as a bull elephant seal from the South Atlantic. The next day
John Shields, Flamingo Park's education officer, confessed he had been
responsible for the body. The bull elephant seal had died the week
before at Dudley Zoo. He had shaved off its whiskers, padded its cheeks
with stones, and kept it frozen for a week, before dumping it in the
Loch and then phoning in a tip to make sure his colleagues found it. He
had meant to play an April Fool's prank on his colleagues, but admitted
the joke got out of hand when the police chased down their van.
3.
1996: Virgin Cola announced that in the interest of consumer safety
it had integrated a new technology into its cans. When the cola passed
its sell-by date, the liquid would react with the metal in the can,
turning the can itself bright blue. Virgin warned that consumers should
therefore avoid purchasing all blue cans. The joke was that Pepsi had
recently unveiled its newly designed cans. They were bright blue.
4.
1915: On April 1, 1915, in the midst of World War I, a French
aviator flew over a German camp and dropped what appeared to be a huge
bomb. The German soldiers immediately scattered in all directions, but
no explosion followed. After some time, the soldiers crept back and
gingerly approached the bomb. They discovered it was actually a large
football with a note tied to it that read, "April Fool!"
5.
1949: Phil Shone, a New Zealand deejay for radio station 1ZB,
announced to his listeners that a mile-wide wasp swarm was headed
towards Auckland. He urged them to take a variety of steps to protect
themselves and their homes from the winged menace. For instance, he
suggested that they wear their socks over their trousers when they left
for work, and that they leave honey-smeared traps outside their doors.
Hundreds of people dutifully heeded his advice, until he finally
admitted that it had all been a joke. The New Zealand Broadcasting
Service was not amused by Shone's prank. Its director, Professor James
Shelley, denounced the hoax on the grounds that it undermined the rules
of proper broadcasting. From then on, a memo was sent out each year
before April Fool's Day reminding New Zealand radio stations of their
obligation to report the truth, and nothing but the truth.
6.
2007: In
late March 2007, images of an 8-inch mummified creature resembling a
fairy were posted on the website of the Lebanon Circle Magik Co.
Accompanying text explained how the creature had been found by a man
walking his dog along an old roman road in rural Derbyshire. Word of
this discovery soon spread around the internet. Bloggers excitedly
speculated about whether the find was evidence of the actual existence
of fairies. By April 1 the Lebanon Circle website had received tens of
thousands of visitors and hundreds of emails. But at the end of April
1, Dan Baines, the owner of the site, confessed that the fairy was a
hoax. He had used his skills as a magician's prop-maker to create the
creature. Baines later reported that, even after his confession, he
continued to receive numerous emails from people who refused to accept
the fairy wasn't real.
7.
1980: The BBC reported that Big Ben, in order to keep up with
the times, was going to be given a digital readout. The announcement
received a huge response from listeners shocked and angered by the
proposed change. The BBC Japanese service also announced that the clock
hands would be sold to the first four listeners to contact them. One
Japanese seaman in the mid-Atlantic immediately radioed in a bid.
8.
1878: After Thomas Edison invented the phonograph in 1877,
Americans firmly believed that there were no limits to his genius.
Therefore, when the New York Graphic announced in 1878 that
Edison had invented a machine that could transform soil directly into
cereal and water directly into wine, thereby ending the problem of
world hunger, it found no shortage of willing believers.
Newspapers throughout America copied the article, heaping lavish praise on Edison. The conservative Buffalo Commercial Advertiser was particularly effusive in its praise, waxing eloquent about Edison's brilliance in a long editorial. The Graphic took the liberty of reprinting the Advertiser's editorial in full, placing above it a simple, two-word headline: "They Bite!"
9.
2009: YouTube flipped its videos upside-down. The effect displayed for
visitors who opened the home page and then went to a video from there.
It was also possible to activate the effect by adding the code &flip=1 to the end of a youtube URL. You Tube Wrote
that it had introduced the new format because, "Our internal tests have
shown that modern computer monitors give a higher quality picture when
flipped upside down—kind of like how it's best to rotate your mattress
every six months." To see the new format, it advised viewers to either
1) Turn your monitor upside-down; 2) Tilt your head to the side; or 3)
Move to Australia.
10.
1996: The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the
Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of
outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia
where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were
only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all
a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press
secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet,
he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now
be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.









MixtapeChick 2 years ago
Haha, nice.
To number 4: WOW!! Really?? Haha.. oh man..
And I was a victim of number 9..
Awesome though, funny stuff there. Thanks for that!